Voice of
the Lazy &
Unemployed.
A political party for the people the system forgot to count.
Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn UNREST.
STRONGER TOGETHER
Fighting for the common cockroach
Our
Movement's
Vision.
We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask—loudly, repeatedly, in writing—where the money went.
Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.
THE PEOPLE'S BANNER
RALLY • 2026 • NEW DELHI
The Manifesto.
Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.
Freedom of Expression, Responsibility in Action
Every citizen has the right to speak freely. We will protect free speech and ensure media independence.
Zero Tolerance Against Corruption
Strict laws, transparent systems and time-bound action against corruption. No compromise. No immunity.
Protect Our Voting System
One person, one vote — only once. Track your vote status anytime. If you haven't voted, report fake voters immediately.
Independent Media, Not Godi Media
We will ensure freedom of press. End corporate control over media. Support independent journalism and protect truth-tellers.
Tax Benefits For Taxpayers
We will reduce income tax, provide higher benefits to taxpayers and give back part of the taxes you pay — including on your everyday spending.
Are you eligible
to join?
We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.
Unemployed
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask.
Lazy
Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral.
Chronically Online
Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks.
Can Rant Professionally
As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters.
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you.
No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register".